||3 Years (Mental age: 2 years). Estimated life span: 8-10 years. |
|Address||A 3-storey cave somewhere in Hampstead.|
|Phone||Cordless (but not designed that way.)|
|Marital status||All hamsters are solitary (NB: hamsters don't multiply, they just reincarnate.)|
|Profession||Writing crap (in every possible way.)|
|Education||National Polytechnic for Rodents, Nottinghamster.|
||Gnawing away at speaker cables and new clothes.
Spending winters in hybernation. Spending summers in hybernation.
Gathering food and t-shirts. Not shaving.
(And putting at least 20% of any given text between parentheses.)|
||The two fatcats shown above; they are 6 times my size,
and eat twice my weight each day, but I can handle them !
(notice the secret Romulan 'Bird Of Prey'-blueprint on Bobsters back)