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Name | Goony |
| Age |
3 Years (Mental age: 2 years). Estimated life span: 8-10 years. |
| Address | A 3-storey cave somewhere in Hampstead. |
| Phone | Cordless (but not designed that way.) |
| Marital status | All hamsters are solitary (NB: hamsters don't multiply, they just reincarnate.) |
| Profession | Writing crap (in every possible way.) |
| Education | National Polytechnic for Rodents, Nottinghamster. |
| Hobbies |
Gnawing away at speaker cables and new clothes.
Spending winters in hybernation. Spending summers in hybernation.
Gathering food and t-shirts. Not shaving.
(And putting at least 20% of any given text between parentheses.) |
| Pets |
The two fatcats shown above; they are 6 times my size,
and eat twice my weight each day, but I can handle them !
(notice the secret Romulan 'Bird Of Prey'-blueprint on Bobsters back) |
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